“For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by doing them.” ― Aristotle, The Nicomachean Ethics
Win-win situation
Housesitting for family and friends is usually easy, you know the areas, homes & the animals so there aren’t any surprises.
When our friends in Hana asked us to come and take care of their houses and animals on their hobby farm, we figured it would be a win-win situation. We would get to live on Maui for free while taking care of the animals and they would get to take some well needed time off.
But there’s a big difference between Canada and a tropical island and situations that arose kept us on our toes and having to figure things out on our own.
Wild pigs
When a family of wild pigs moved into the back yard it was cute and entertaining until they started digging up the yard and eating the fruit intended for the market. We told a local friend about surprising the piggies while picking lilikoi and not more than an hour later two guys showed up, bows and arrows at the ready. Pig hunting is big in Hana and since it’s such a remote location, people hunt to feed their families and friends. Acting as their guide I put them onto the pigs location and schedule of travel and that night they were able to bag a 125lb just before dark.
“It’ll save us a trip to Costco (a two hour drive)” One of the lads said as we tied it to the back of the tractor for me to haul to their truck and help hoist it in.
“It should be pretty tasty with a diet of avocados, banana, lilikoi and fallen papaya!” I said. They both smiled and said “don’t worry we’ll make sure you get some after we smoke it. So Ono!”
Needless suffering
While house sitting on this great island we both had the unfortunate occasion to decide whether we were able to kill an animal that was suffering let alone ok a pig hunt. I won’t go into the gory details, but needless to say farming isn’t all chicken eggs and happy times. It’s extremely hard work, long hours and problem solving. When a chicken gets sick or has the misfortune of being attacked by a dog, for example, you sometimes have to make decisions that you wouldn’t normally. Can it be brought back to health or is it closer to death? If it’s closer to death, why let it suffer? (I can hear the can of worms opening)
But those occasions are fewer than most and working the land, harvesting fruit and manicuring the lawn is very rewarding and satisfying. Even when you spend three hours on a riding mower in 90 degree sunshine and burn the top of your knees so badly it hurts to stand up, in the end, looking out on a lawn prettier than any golf course fairway brings a smile to my face.
Cock a doodle do
Wild roosters cock a doodle f*#king doodling at 3:30 am outside your bedroom window is not something any city boy would enjoy but Maui has quite a few wild chickens and roosters. The little shit disturber that woke us up every morning was the farm equivalent to the apartment neighbour that we had in NYC, coming home at 3 in the morning and trouncing around in his shoes on the hardwood floors above. The solution that everyone said to me after seeing the bags hanging from under my eyes due to lack of sleep is “…do you want to borrow my gun.” But I didn’t shoot my neighbour and although I felt like it, I couldn’t shoot the damn rooster either.
Spiders and centipedes
When we first arrived in the rainforest of Hana we jumped and shouted several times a day at bugs and insects that made surprise appearances in the shower, beside the bed or at your feet while reading. Spiders big enough to shift furniture, centipedes that moved like freight trains from under the shovel you just picked up or flying beatles big enough to ride, making scratching noises moving across the floor.
One day while getting into the truck Nat opened the passenger side door and a spider as big as her hand ran from under the handle and across the door. It was carrying its huge egg sack underneath it and looked absolutely evil, but our skins had now thickened from seeing dozens like it and some bigger and we both laughed at how we may have reacted in our previous life.
Diarrhea!
And then there’s diarrhea! Not from eating a lukewarm burrito at a local food truck, but from a happy puppy that has been put in your care and lives at the house at which you sit. It’s not just the liquid brown spouting from the south end of the animal, but how you get it out of the white couch it decided to run up and down during said incident.
Early one morning Nat got up and before she could get “poopsie” out the door for his morning ablutions the sweet little dog we’re currently sitting had a terrible accident all over the couch. From one end to the other on every cushion and into the creases, that shit was everywhere! She spent a good 10 hours scrubbing, cleaning and laundering and in the end the couch looks as good as new and after some steamed rice, the little puppy is too.
Adventures in house sitting can be very fun and rewarding and what you learn may change you for the rest of your life, but the biggest lesson you better understand from the start is “shit happens!”
Jeanette says
Shit does happen! Sounds like you’re having quite an adventure over there! Glad you didn’t shoot the rooster.
Nat & Tim says
Actually the rooster was dealt with after we left, haven’t gotten the full story yet.
Raquel says
Oh my goodness! You have a lot going on. I hope there are so many beautiful moments in Hana that are better than these LOL!
Nat & Tim says
Definitely a lot of great moments, Hana is a special place.
Betsy Wuebker says
Aloha from Kauai – we feel your pain on the rooster situation. Here in the jungle, we’ve got several. They fly up into the bananas, even. We solved the sleeplessness issue by getting up when they do. This makes us the life of absolutely no party unless it occurs before 5:30 pm. Otherwise, we’re groggy or out cold.
Nat & Tim says
The rooster was taken care of after we left. I don’t mind the wild chickens but the roosters are a pain in the b&tt.
Irene S. Levine says
The white couch adventure must have been mortifying!
Nat & Tim says
at 5:30 am, mortifying is putting it lightly.
Anita @ No Particular Place To Go says
After our last housesit I can really sympathize! The rose colored glasses are off! However, like you we’re checking the postings and thinking about another sit sometime next year … when – we – forget – all – the – bad – things ….
Nat & Tim says
Funny how we forget so quickly.
Lois Alter Mark says
Well, I guess new adventures are the purpose of travel! Personally, I think I will always be a city girl at heart!
Nat & Tim says
This trip has been filled with new adventures.
Michele Peterson says
Oh, your house-sitting life is sounding a lot like life at our family ranch in Guatemala. From pig slaughtering to battling dengue wielding mosquitos there’s nothing quite like life on the edge in the tropics, is there? You have my sympathies!
Nat & Tim says
Thank god there’s no dengue here! Because the mosquitos are abundant.
Linda ~ Journey Jottings says
But what tales you have to tell LOL
Funny how it’s the disasters that in hind sight are the most hilarious – although maybe they are quite distant enough yet to really see the funny side 😉
Nat & Tim says
Haha enough time has passed 🙂
Cacinda Maloney says
Oh ho! that white sofa and dog pooh don’t mix! I hate it when that happens! We just left our two furry animals and house in charge of someone and thank goodness nothing like that happened!
Nat & Tim says
I agree, they should not mix, thank god I was able to get it clean.
Nancy Thompson says
Hubs and I house-sitting newbies but I think it can be a great way to travel and experience other places more like a local than a tourist. I’ve done chicken wrangling and gardening and minding a vineyard and so far, it’s been quite lovely. Shit does happen though and your post made me smile – and be glad it wasn’t me this time.
Nat & Tim says
it really is living like a local, incidents and all.
Donna Janke says
Your house-sitting adventure certainly wasn’t boring. There is always more to the everyday lives of people than we see when just traveling as tourists. Would you house-sit again?
Nat & Tim says
Believe it or not we would house sit again, and will, we just secured our next one in the jungle, 26 acres, off the grid. Should be interesting.
Gran Canaria Local says
This post was hilarious, guys. Love the fact you point out the negatives when it comes to housesitting. All the shite that it entails.
Nat & Tim says
A lot of people start house sitting without realizing it’s a lot of responsibility at times. If you have an idea what’s waiting for you, you can adapt more easily.